Subject: A telemarketing phone call from a Popular
Photography representative (7/14/04)
Date: July 14, 2004 9:13:05 PM EDT
To: popphoto@neodata.com
Dear Editor of Popular Photography and Imaging,
On this day, 14 July 2004, I received a telemarking phone call
from someone representing your company.
And this happened despite:
a. this phone number
being listed in the Federal "Do Not Call" registry,
b. and on the Direct
Marketer's Preference Association "Do Not Call" list
c. and
me purposefully never providing your company with my phone number.
Yes, I know about the "preexisting relationship"
telemarketing loophole in the Federal Law, so technically speaking you're not
in violation of the law.
But I don't care.
This call was the first telephone contact that we have ever had,
so your actions of looking up my phone number so that you could initiate a
solicitation under the guise of a functionally non-existent telephonic
relationship is an unethically duplicitous contrivance.
And since it is clearly not what this customer wanted, I consider it to be horrifically bad customer service.
Therefore:
1) Promptly
put all telephone numbers that you have for me and my family on your "DO
NOT CALL" list.
2) You are
hereby formally notified that this email communication serves as your first and
last notice that if anyone who claims to be a representative of your company
ever telephones me at home again, I will promptly cancel ALL of my magazine
subscriptions from your Publisher (Hachette Filipacchi Media, Inc.), and I will
consider filing for legal damages against your company to the fullest extent
permitted by all applicable State and Federal laws.
If you have figured out by now that I do not under any
circumstances wish to be telephoned, congratulations! You are not as stupid as the Business Executives at your
office who approved this (IMO unethical) business practice and who, in my
personal opinion, should be summarily fired for such a grave error in judgment.
From a layman's perspective, I consider it to be a flat-out lie to
claim that we had (or have) a preexisting oral communication based relationship
that would permit you to initiate a telephone call to me. Similarly, my wishes to not ever be
called at home for solicitations (no matter how contrived as legal) are clear
by my actions of registering my telephone numbers and by me not ever providing
it to you. Overall, your action of
allowing me to be telephoned has "pissed me off" and has caused me
pain and suffering, which can only become greater if you make the mistake of
telephoning me again, ever, against my most explicit wishes and directions not
to call.
If you wish to have the reward of my continued business, do not
ever allow this to happen again.
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